Sweet fucking Jeebus, it's a month past deadline, and there is no more a photo section on my site than there is a Ferrari in my driveway. My current excuse is that I haven't had high-speed access for the last few weeks, but it's a poor one indeed.

On the advice of our crack legal team, the term 'Porkchop' will not appear in any future Swagger Inc. communcations, given that it's a racial slur for the Portuguese.
Not that they'd get off their collective ass to do anything about it, if the BBC is to be believed, but our lawyers mentioned that it sounds pretentious coming from anyone but Bill Murray anyway.

In honour of Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, I'm going to begin referring to people I dislike as 'Porkchop'.